Acknowledgements.

Trial by Commuting.

The Beggar.

The Belligerent.

The Born in a Stable.

The Broadsheet.

The City Boy.

The Clique.

The Creative.

The Deadbeat.

The Death Breath.

The Double Seater.

The Drunk.

The Engager.

The Enquirer.

The Family.

The Fast Fooder.

The Flamboyant Groin.

The Gadget.

The Gaggle.

The Group.

The Hero.

The High Flier.

The Later Stater.

The Lovers.

The Make Up Artist.

The Mammoth.

The Mobile Phoner.

The New Worker.

The Night Clubbers.

The Nose Picker.

The Nutter.

The Over Your Shoulder.

The Pervert.

The Phantom Farter.

The Reservist.

The Ritualist.

The Sardine Packer.

The Sleeper.

The Social Climber.

The Spinster.

The Starer.

The Stinker.

The Stretcher.

The Territorialist.

The Texter.

The Toff.

The Train Timer.

The Traveller.

The Vomiter.

The Wheeled Caser.

The Youth.

Afterword.