Acknowledgements.

There's No Escape.

The Arguers.

The Armchair Critic.

The Attention Seeker.

The Brit Abroad.

The Celeb.

The Charity Tout.

The Chav.

The Clique.

The Cold Caller.

the crap parent

The Dawdler.

The Dinner Party Ponce.

The Dogger.

The Dogmess Merchant.

The Dreadful Driver.

The Fleshpot.

The Graffiti Artist.

The Gang.

The Gullible groat.

The Hobo.

The Killjoy.

The Laddette.

The Movie Going Moron.

The Nightmare Neighbour.

The Noisy Git.

The Parking Police.

The Partygoer.

The Pensioner.

The Plane Pain.

The Pollster.

The Protestor.

The Public Polluter.

The Pushy Salesman.

The Queue Jumper.

The Raging Bull.

The Religious Nut.

The Restaurant Rat.

The School Runner.

The Smoker.

The Soap Obsessed.

The Speed Camera.

The Stressed Out Shopper.

The Supermarket Sadist.

The Surly Shop Assistant.

The Swimming Pool Prat.

The Tardy Tradesman.

The Tourist.

The Toxic Teenager.

The Traveller.

The Unexpected Visitor.

Afterword.