Acknowledgements.

Let the bad times roll.

The About to Retire Retiree.

The Bailout Beggar.

The Buy-to-Let Basket Case.

The Cash Finder.

The Celebrity Money Saver.

The Cohabiting Divorce.

The Conspicuous Consumer.

The Credit Crunch Scrounger.

The Deadbeat Debtor.

The Desperate Estate Agent.

The Disposed of Worker (previously known as Our Most Important Asset).

The Downwardly Mobile.

The Dubai Deserter.

The Economic Rioter.

The Economically Stressed.

The Elusive Tax Evader.

The Escaping Entrepreneur.

The Ex, Expat.

The Extended (to breaking point) Family.

The Financial Oracle.

The Frightened Fat Cat.

The Good Lifer.

The Gravy Train Politician.

The Grumpy Undergraduate.

The Humbled (but still incredibly wealthy) Bank Boss.

The Irate Investor.

The Living Big Loser.

The Low-Bonus Banker.

The Miserable Middle Class.

The Newly Liberated.

The No Responsibility Regulator.

The Not Quite Such a Master of the Universe.

The Nuevo Altruist.

The Organic Food Fly-by-night.

The Out of Touch Politician.

The Outbound Immigrant.

The Petty Thief.

The Pissed-off State Pensioner.

The Ponzi Schemer.

The Pseudo Rich.

The Relegated Rich.

The Repossessed.

The Savvy Squatter.

The Secure Civil Servant.

The Self-help Sado.

The Self-righteous Tightwad.

The Taxed to Death.

The Unabashed Bankrupt.

The Worthless Degree Holder.

Afterword – The Blame Game.