Chapter One: Everything You Know Is Wrong: Classify Your Investments the Alternative Way.
Chapter Two: Efficient Market Theory and Its Discontents: Out with the Old, In with the New—Overhauling the 60/40 Portfolio.
Chapter Three: Collectibles as Investments: Beauty in the Eye of the Marketplace.
Chapter Four: More Alternatives We Don't Love: The Elephant's Graveyard of Financial Products.
Chapter Five: Conventional Alternatives I—Commodities: To Make a Killing, Take Out a Contract.
Chapter Six: Conventional Alternatives II—Real Estate: In Real Estate We Trust.
Chapter Seven: The Ultimate Alternative Investments: Hedge Fundamentals.
Chapter Eight: So Why Invest in Hedge Funds?: Okay, We Lied.
Chapter Nine: A Field Guide to Hedge Funds, Part One: The Long and the Short of It.
Chapter Ten: A Field Guide to Hedge Funds, Part Deux: Arbitrage, et al.
Chapter Eleven: One- Fund Solutions: Destroy All Replicants—or Not?
Chapter Twelve: Hedge Funds Pigs in Mutual Fund Blankets: The Mutual Fund Beauty Pageant Begins.
Chapter Thirteen: Adding Alternative Investments to Your Portfolio: Finding Your Portfolio's G-Spot.
Conclusion: Quest into the Unknown.
About the Authors.